Welcome to us! My name is Anthony. I'm a blonde graduate of Tisch School of the Arts. I love videogames, [2%] milk and cookies, and games of all kinds. I just got an iPhone, and my relationship with Siri can be described as "abusive."
My roommate is Remy. He's a brunette graduate of Tisch School of the Arts. When asked to describe himself, he said, "Me? Not Harry Potter." Remy also added, "2012 SUCKED for me, personally."
Today is a big day, as it starts the first day of what these two bros like to call: February.
To start the month, we say goodbye to our third roommate, Jasper, and his owner Chris. Jasper is a people pleaser, so we're pretty okay saying goodbye to that energy in our home. But otherwise, we're ready to delve into a deep depression of losing the unconditional love that comes with having a dog in the apartment.
"When are we going to watch that episode of RuPaul's Drag Race? We probably won't have time...since you became a MODEL."Ah, yes. Thank you Remy! While Remy is currently married to LOST, and I'm just getting over my breakup with Downton Abbey...we decided to start a fling together with RuPaul's most recent season. We just need more catty bitchiness in our apartment. The red candle on our coffee table doesn't give us enough cattiness nor bitchiness...false advertising.
February, to me, is the worst. It's that extra, little, itty bitty month that extends winter for 28 days longer than you could ever want it. We RECLAIM this month. We will not be crushed under its petite calendar page. I just quit my job (now I only have two!), and Remy is on the verge of a new job, so we're both in the throes of change. 2013 can just GET READY for us!
We leave you now, but be ready for some SERIOUS LIFE HAPPENINGS in the coming 28 days.
I leave you with our dailys:Daily Snack: Cookie Dough
Daily Activities: Dusting, Stomp Dancing, Snap Chatting
Daily Icon: Anna Lucia, of LOST fame
"We miss you evely day, Anna Rucia." - Sun-Hwa Kwon
Love, Bitches, and Espressi,
TWO BROS
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